Moral you get from an ass

This joke was sent by MerV's uncle who is a catholic. I'm surprised with his sense of humour.

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.The pastor was so pleased with the donkey thathe entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local newspaper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicitythat he ordered the pastor not to enter thedonkey in another race.

The next day, the local newspaper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he orderedthe pastor to get rid of the donkey.The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearbyconvent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted thefollowing headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that shewould have to get rid of the donkey, so she soldit to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he orderedthe nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to theplains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES...HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day....

The moral of the story is.... Being concerned aboutpublic opinion can bring you much grief and misery... and even shorten your life.
So BE yourself and enjoy life..... You'll be a lothappier and live longer!